Freya Deco: A Hate Letter

Freya Deco: A Hate Letter

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I should have known better than to trust this stock photo

Freya Deco, oh how I hate you. You tantalize me with your seamless, T-shirt bra ways. You look so innocuous on the fit model. Just innocently blending with her skin tone and giving a rounded shape. Sigh….

This is the 4th Deco I’ve tried (in the 3rd size) and it stubbornly still refuses to in any way work for me. As much as I want it to work for me, it insists on being ridiculously tall, shallow, and flat. It’s not even that wide, just flat. To illustrate just how effing tall these cups are, here’s the Deco in 28F as a mask.

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This cup covers my whole face. It is also only about 3 inches deep at the deepest point

Who does this work for??? I’m honestly dying to know what 28F this bra truly fits. I can’t even say this bra runs large, because the gore still didn’t tack and I was quadding in the lower half of the bra. Why? Why do this to a poor innocent bra? How is Deco so popular? In addition to being tall and flat, the band on this is also super stretchy. I need to have it on the tightest setting and it’s new. Once again, why Freya, why?

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Surprisingly, the Deco doesn’t look quite as bad on as it feels other than it being incredibly light against my skin. Apparently British nude is not equal to American who was just on vacation nude. 😛 When I wear it, I feel as though I’m wearing a sports bra 2 sizes too small on the lower part of my breast. Deco is also losing the war against my boobs. The band is creeping up and up on the tightest setting. The wires are being pushed down below my IMF and the gore doesn’t even soft tack.

This is how much useless cup there is at the top, not adding room where I need it. You can also sort of see the cups creasing at the bottom from fleeing downward. Unfortunately for my boobs, there’s not more space to be found upwards. Even the apex of the cup is still much much too shallow for me.

Freya Deco, you are the first bra I’ve truly hated.

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